Victoria

Whatever you give a woman, she
will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If
you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her
groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give
you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if
you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."